The biggest belly laugh in the American farce factory is natives bellyaching about how families are unaffordable these days, like kids come with a price tag straight out of a luxury catalog, while unskilled, uneducated illegal aliens and new immigrants who can’t even order a burger in English are building dynasties bigger than the Brady Bunch on steroids! And guess what? The bills don’t discriminate. There’s no illegal alien rebate at the checkout, no secret handshake for half off housing. Costs are identical across the board, whether you’re a born and bred Yank or fresh off the coyote express.

So if these folks are juggling childcare, mortgages, taxes, insurances, and a minivan full of munchkins on what looks like peanuts, without breaking a sweat on some mythical hard work ladder, because flipping burgers or mowing lawns ain’t hitting that $150k sweet spot, then what’s the real magic? Craftiness, baby! Spotting opportunities like a hawk on Red Bull, gaming the system smarter, not harder. Complaining is for chumps. Millions pull this off yearly, so natives need to stop with idle gripes and copy the cunning. Build those big families without the boo hoo blues!

We hear so much from the native whiner about how expensive everything is, as if that’s somehow an argument. But what do we really have to pay each month?

• Daycare. Two grand plus a month. Easy.
• Mortgage on a starter house, if you can even find one that isn’t a converted tool shed listed as “charming.” Eighteen hundred.
• Property tax and insurance, another seven hundred.
• Car payment, insurance, gas, a thousand. If your car isn’t paid off, you are basically renting transportation from the universe.
• Groceries, a thousand to fifteen hundred if you are not eating artisanal air.
• Health insurance, two grand for the privilege of still being scared to go to the doctor.
• Utilities and a phone, five hundred, because you need electricity and also you need to be reachable when the school calls to say your child ate glue again.

That totals $9,000 to $10,000 monthly just to exist, and after taxes shank your paycheck, you’re chasing $150k gross to float a family.

But hold the pity party. These illegal aliens and legal immigrants ain’t reading the script! They roll in with zero skills, no diploma, no hello how are ya, and poof, they’re covering that six figure lifestyle for a tribe of tots. Not by slaving 80 hours at minimum wage. That math don’t add up. Nah, it’s pure street smart sorcery that spots loopholes like buried treasure and finds a way to make things work.

We see over and over again that illegal aliens are able to turn scraps into feasts without breaking laws or backs. They build wealth quietly while natives struggle expecting a system that hates them to somehow provide for their needs. They come here single and figure out how to fund a large family. Anchor kids are one of the golden tickets that ensure programs keep the lights on. Crafty, not criminal. Just recognizing the game’s rigged and playing it sideways!

Millions of these illegals and legal documented third-worlders do it every year without any special skills or ability, achieving that high cost heaven natives claim is impossible, and then proceed to pop out progeny like it’s a party favor. Complaints about housing hikes, childcare chaos, and family freight are total time wasters! And what’s the point of a college degree if you are losing to an uneducated unskilled illiterate third-world laborer? How smart are you really if you can’t match your 80 IQ replacement? While you’re moaning over spreadsheets, they’re thriving through sheer savvy.